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conversation w/ jesus' rep

courtney: *answers the door*
jehovah's witness: hi, I'd like to invite you to this party that we're having on the 22nd
c: what?
jw: all of the information is on this paper here
c: is that jesus?
jw: yes
c: uh...no. *shuts door*

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